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Rules For Being In the Band by musicians
with their airy glow who hand you
fliers like it’s no business but making
money just to pay their rent And I ain’t
satisfied with these Playing bass
girl on my knees But if
you’re thinking this will give you a hand then here’s
some rules for being in the band: Well, you’ve
gotta have the guy with the new PA and you
gotta have the singer, retro clothes, passé and you
gotta have the drummer who can't even play And if you’ve
got a co-ed lineup, then you don’t date members of the band Shiny
girlfriends, Grace Slick, Cabaret Record
offices and studios in LA Smiling
faces and their teenage eyes and I’m the
only one that boy bands do despise But girls
like me are well in need Got to get
them off their knees Quit doing
favors with their dirty hands and setting
rules for being in the band So you’d
better keep it quiet when they talk about all your
busy record label and your business doubts And as they
explain it, all that you’ll find out is if you
want a happy ending then don’t date members of the band Getting
quiet and it’s kind of late Writing
songs about love and hate war, peace,
and things I don’t know about Suburban
songwriters will never find out But I ain’t
satisfied with these Playing mind
games on my knees But if
you’re thinking you can give it a shot then here’s
some things to help you starting out Well, you
gotta have the guy with the new PA and you
gotta have the singer, retro clothes, passé and you
gotta have the drummer who can’t even play And if
you’ve got a co-ed lineup, then you don’t date members of the band I ain’t
satisfied with these Playing bass
girl on my knees But if
you’re thinking this will give you a hand then here’s some
rules for being in the band here’s some
rules for being in the band here’s some rules for being in the band
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